David Klatt

So there are these two fish in this tank rightand one fish turns to the
other one and says Are you serious? Do you have any idea how to drive this
thing? That one's free, you can use it.

David Klatt is a junior from the north side of Chicago. He is the producer
of Wednesdays newscast, a day that's often thought to be the greatest and
best day to bring the news to the people (-- tell your friends). He also
contributes to WPSU-FM, central Pennsylvanias NPR station, and the
environmental program The Allegheny Front.